"Please open your books to chapter eleven, it's the one titled "Personal Feminine Hygiene", does papi everyone have it!?!" "Now, why papi is this so important," Miss Eddy ask, "can anyone tell me!?!" When no one raised their hand, Miss Eddy pointed to a dark haired papi girl in the front papi row and asked, "Donna, do you have any idea!?!" "Uh, because it would be unhealthy not to keep your papi self clean down there!" "Of papi course that's true," Miss Eddy replied, "but that's not papi the answer I'm looking for, and by the way, I don't papi have a "down there", I have a papi vagina just like all of you have, so let's please use proper the terminology!" "Anyone papi else have papi an papi idea," she opined!?! Just when she was about to give up on anyone coming up with the correct answer , Becky papi raised her hand and papi offered, "Is papi it to keep a man happy, Miss Eddy!?!" With a wide smile papi covering her face Miss Eddy replied, "Very good, Becky, and how did you arrive at that conclusion!?!" "From my mom, ma'am," the girl papi replied quickly, "she always says to make sure that my vagina papi is always ready in case a man papi would happen to see or touch it!" Nodding her head in agreement, Miss Eddy went on, "Of course your papi mother is papi correct, I'm papi pleased that papi she papi is taking an interest in your vaginal development papi, is anyone else's mother doing the same thing!?!" Over half of the papi girls raised their hands prompting Miss Eddy to papi comment, "I'm really not surprised that so many of your mother's are tending to your personal jpg needs, as I've had most papi of them in my home ec class over the years, so tell me, what exactly are they telling you!?!"
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